Sleep. Weep. Repeat.

It’s like a birth but it is in reverse never gets better, always gets worse

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When you accidentally find out your girlfriend is actually the fire princess from hell because when you came on her lower back this morning she didn’t even notice cause her skin was so hot from all the fire and magma underneath it.

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If I go to sleep and die from a concussion
I just want everyone to know
I thought it was really funny.

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Fell off my chair
hit the back of my head on the corner of the door entrance
landed straight on my back.

Just hung out for a little bit afterwords.
This is okay.

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When sad songs aren’t long enough to enjoy
but aren’t good enough to listen to repetitively.

:(

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Newest addition of shit I’m sure my mom didn’t hear me say or just ignored.

Mom: *points at the corner of my ceiling* There’s spiderwebs up there.
Me: I know, I put a spider up there yesterday.
Mom: Goodnight.
Me: Night.

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latterman:

i will commit suicide at the very peak of our desperate love. so it will never get the chance to weaken or fade. and you will do the same only to immortalize our unified hearts. and so that every moment and memory will remain fresh in both of our minds. and this will be ours. forever like the stars.

Credit’s cool. Song by: I Wrote Haiku’s About Cannibals In Your Yearbook.

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